Two In The Morning

This early early early morning, I just finished watching Cruel Intentions, and while lying on my bed (wondering why the night was so f**king cold) waiting for sleep to conquer me, when.....

BWEEE BWEEOP BWEE BWEEOP BWEEE BWEEOP BWEE BWEEOP BWEEE BWEEOP BWEE BWEEOP

Some kind of alarm rang. Well, I guessed that it must be the fire alarm. Strange, it 'chose to' ring on a cold night. Perhaps some poor mouse chewed the wires and triggered the alarm (and subsequently getting crisp at the same moment)

I smell the night air. Fresh, no smell of smoke. Well, no need to panic. I am living on the top floor of my 3 storey block with at least 4 route of escape, and also routes to another block. No worries, I thought as I lay back down on my bed.

'The fire alarm has rang. All please proceed to the safe meeting area!' That was the announcement on the PA system, once in BM, repeated in English. Well, they missed the 'This is not a drill' part, so I guess that this must be a drill. Still no smell of smoke, am I downwind? I didn't hear commotions anywhere though, must be a stupid drill.

Suddenly blaring sirens (much MUCH louder than the alarms) filled my ears. WTF? Now this is annoying. The security guys parked their DAMNED van under my window and started BLARING the siren from the stupid van! If only I have stones, minus the mosquito netting, the van would be ahemm ahemmed... Felt like shouting PUKIMAK from my dark room... Why the hell are they having a fire drill 2am on weekdays?

Brainless assholes...

So I sat in my room waiting for the 'ordeal' to resolve. My stomach started to grumble (suffering from AGE for a few days) and the urge to go to the toilet was so unbearable. So I grabbed my belongings and went. Halfway doing my shit, the lights went out. Hey assholes, it's 2am ok? Even if you cut the electricity, no one is going to budge from their rooms. Luckily for me, I had my handphone to light up the toilet though, starlight can't reach confined areas...


Finally today, someone told me that 500 survived the fire, and 200++ perished.

Well, I'm toast!