RuRu killed a slug! OMG!
He found the slug beside the basin when he stopped for a drink. He went 'yikes' immediately, and relocated all the cups and cutleries from the war zone. He reached for the termos flask, twisting open the cap, and subsequently spelled the end of the poor slug.
After murdering a poor unarmed slug, RuRu felt pity for it. Maybe we should build a shrine for the war casualties, and not forgetting a memorial statue of Rux2nub. We will then pay visit to Rux2nub's statue each year to infuriate the slug community...
RuRu observed that a white membrane-like substance covered the slugs after he poured hot water over it. Protein (on the mucous) denaturation?
I had the honour to view the dead enemy from close range after RuRu was finished with it. I somehow managed to minimize (but not totally) my goosebumps, partly because the slug wasn't twisting and slithering around anymore. However, I still, 'Yerrr.....'
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