DIE, MAGGOT!

I was loitering around Tuesday night, after tiring out studying. At KahKian's room I was, determining the bra cup that Lara Croft wears in her Legends series. She looks HOT in her safari outfit, and her night dress comes next... We were admiring her curves and her lady lumps while she did almost impossible tasks on icy mountain tops...

Feeling guilty, I went back to my room and decided to lie down and mug again. It was then I kicked something small. Let's say, the size is about 2.5cm, and it has the tendency to roll under your big toe after you kicked it, that explains the surface texture of the object. I looked and saw something white on the ground, somehow cyclinderic in shape. I gave it a nudge with my toe and noticed that it emitted some black liquid that sticked to my toe.

TO MY UTTERMOST HORROR AND DISGUST, THAT THING STARTS TO WIGGLE! OMFG IT'S A DAMNED MAGGOT!

I picked it up with a tissue paper and threw it away, wondering where was the source. There's nothing dead in my room, no rotten smell neither. I proceeded carefully checking my bed....

OMG THERE'S ANOTHER ONE ON MY BED! AND ONE UNDER MY BLANKET TOO! The maggots are tired of living down the bottom end of our society hierrachy and it had just started its war on humanity---the prime target being me!

I couldn't stop swearing WTF WTF WTF WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WORMHOLE I'M LIVING IN WHY THE HELL I GOT MAGGOTS IN MY ROOM WHAT THE HECK IS THIS SHITTY PLACE!!?!?!?? Stuff...

I lifted my bed and VOILA! THERE WERE AT LEAST 7 OF THEM CRAWLING AROUND HAPPILY UNDER MY BED! I 'ridsected' them and waited for half an hour and THEY JUST REFUSE TO LIE QUIET!

I resorted to the broom...

On the second day, the helpless lady in the office wailed, 'I already had people sent up to investigate last week... What to do?'

Well, at least I share something in common with the great spider-lady Andariel... Both of us DETEST Duriel's minions...