Another Friendster Message

一对情侣正以时速100行驶在摩托车上...

女：慢点，我害怕。
男：好吧...不过你先说你爱我...
女：我爱你...慢下来！
男：你再给我一个大拥抱。

女孩抱住他...

男：你可以将我的头盔摘下，然后戴在你头吗？它让我觉得很烦


隔天报纸：一辆摩托车因刹车失灵撞进一栋大厦。两人中只有一位侥幸存活。

其实，男孩在行驶时已经发觉他的刹车失灵了，但是他不希望女孩担心。于是，他要求女孩说我爱你和给他最后的拥抱，还叫她戴着自己的头盔，尽管他知道这样他会死。


Wellz, touched?


Assuming he is doing 100kph on the road, he must had been riding on the freeway... But he crashed into a building? People riding 100kph on the freeway with malfunctioning brakes don't crash into buildings. Doing 100kph on normal roads on a motorcycle is PURE suicide.

Secondly, the girl is not going to feel any lucky having her BF killed and she surviving the accident. This lead to my eventual point that, in a relationship, decisions are to be discussed, not made based on one side's judgement. The guy should at least discuss with his GF on how to stop the bike, instead of making harsh decisions and unnecessary sacrifices.

This message is such a MCP male-chauvinist-pig message. All girlfriends panic easily when things go out of control. Yeapz! It is projecting that image of girls... 但是他不希望女孩担心 OK then, the story tells us that, man should hide all problems in a relationship, discussing with your partner is a no-no.

There was only one helmet in the short story. Now, why the hell is the guy doing so fast on his bike, when he knew that one of them wasn't wearing a helmet? Ignorance killed this guy, not the brake failure.

One last thing. The guy was stupid enough to make decisions without asking his GF about crashing the bike. Even with a helmet, his GF could have died from a broken neck, or other injuries. Somehow, she survived the crash (story mah....)


Love story? Nah... Pure gei-kiang suicide!

Revisited, Oldham Hall

Rux's special bedcover. Note the ngekX3 on the whiteboard...

The grey duck! HIHI again!

Ping pong lessons in Oldham Hall. Went through a tough time setting up the net, and not to mention the smelly and sticky clothes I was wearing during the drive back to Seremban... No worries, we shall screw the ball again next time!!!

The Good Times

Saw this at the petrol station, a very odd place to place this advertisement

Mum and Dad explaining the mechanics of driving to Rux, in '露天' restaurant-they serve nice dishes.

Dad's impression: Rux is very 'long3'

Mum's delicious fried rice, yummy! Was watching poor souls committing suicide in One-in-a-Million...

Rux is going to Sg next Monday. We will miss you here! XD

Home will be even more quiet now...

Rotten

Didn't managed to finish this piece of cake in time, left it in a closed container for 2-3days, and I found it;

Overview, white woolly growth on the right and black round spots on the left

Focus : White woolly growth, now seen on the left from another angle

Focus : Black spots growing near the bottom field

The pictures were not really clear, as I didn't open the container to snap them, was afraid of the spores spreading to other parts of my room. Ngek ngek...

Hehehe New Phone

Took a bus to the city yesterday, got out of the bus before my destination (my noobness), and almost end up getting lost in the network of roads and streets.


Finally, I got myself a new phone. With a LCD screen heheh.....


Too tired to move after coming back to my room, felt sick and extremely sleepy, and after a cool bath, I fell into deep sleep in 5 minutes... Woke up around 7pm, and after charging the phone, I started messing around with it...


Here are some, uh, grainy pictures, of my, burrow;

I don't call this a workstation. It is my gamestation.

where I lay my body down everynight thinking of sheeps.

Spending RM60+ for the dumbells was really dumb. I hardly used it, prefer to .A instead...

Now the stupid part. I am stuck in my room instead of working on my data in the hospital because - I threw all my socks into laundry. I'd forgotten I only got 3 pairs. I was going WTF when I couldn't find my socks, when I suddenly realised - SHIT!

Cineleisure

Went to The Curve yesterday, ate a whooping RM101.90 dinner at TGI Friday's. Felt the urge to empty my bowel soon after meal, and so I went looking for the toilet in nearby Cineleisure, which I believed was just recently opened.


Looking around the quite deserted hallways, I found the toilet area. The corridor there was empty, I was the only person there. Peeking around at unopened shops, I quickly entered the toilet. OK, it is clean enough (but not 'Wah!' as compared to the Sunway new wing toilets) The toilet itself is empty too!

I searched for a comfortable cubicle---seat, seat, seat, squat(aha!), squat, ok let's go for the furthermost cubicle. Oh why is this corner cubicle slightly larger than the previous ones? But there is no 'for the disabled' sign on the door, huh... NVM I will use this cubicle. Hey, why is there a bin with a flap-cover in one corner near where I would place my ass? The bin looked super-familiar, I've seen it somewhere before....?

Shit! Isn't this the 'bin'? OMG THE CUBICLE WALLS WERE ALL PINK! FARK!
Luckily no one saw me exiting except for a guy entering the mens room...



The Christmas decorations in Cineleisure were nice. There were cute snowmen and straw-deers...

2000

CWLP board, after the 2000 Function...

City Hotel, Junior Trip

Midvalley

The Prime Minister's Office, Putrajaya

A Tale of 2 Brothers

Wishing for paradise....

The End of Operation Slug-Massacre

The slug menance is over!

Human casualties = 0
Slug casualties = >10

Conclusion : Flawless victory!

Dad was awarded the medal of honour. Rux was awarded the medal of courage.

Mum and me didn't win any medal. We were the operation chiefs, and those medals were ordered upon our command. Hehehe....


Don't know when will the world call for our heads for murdering defenseless innocent slugs. Meanwhile, I will start picturing myself on the gallows. Ngek ngek ngek...

Pictures; Rux's Crib; Alien Egg & Dragons; Fuck You; My Crib

Welcome to my crib!

This is my workstation. See my name tag? Yeah it's messy...

Alien egg?

O oooo white tiger....

Hehe dragon dragon aumm aummmm

Welcome to my crib!

Nah, fuck you!

Yes, you! Fuck you!

Tag Mania XD

1. The person who tagged you is:
Lin Sien

2. Your relationship with him:
Brothers

3. 5 Impressions you have of him:
Emo, Caring, Perfectionist, Sensitive, Angry

4. Most memorable thing he has done for you:
Comparing sizes, crashing into my bicycle while racing & kicking my balls in a swimming pool brawl... OUCH!

5. Most memorable words he said to you:
OMG ruru killed our lego squadron!

6th Question *missing question*

7. If she (XD) becomes your lover(=.=), things she has to improved on will be:
Anger management

8. If he becomes your enemy, you will:
Dragon-tail him with my blanket

9. If she becomes your enemy, the reason will be:
Posting my nude photos online

10. The most desirable thing you want to do for him now is:
Drive him to Lukut and eat seafood now

11. Your overall impression of him is:
Happy guy but emo at times

12. How do you think people around you will feel about you:
Crazy dude who always have funny peculiar thoughts

13. The characteristic you love about yourself is:
I'm mad, really mad ---> mad, mad, mad!!

14. The characteristic you hate about yourself is:
Chicken at times

15. The most ideal person you want to be is:
Myself, not pretending to be someone just for people's sake

16. For people that care and like you, say something to them:
THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT... I wont forget you all XD XD XD

17. Pass this quiz to 10 people that you wish to know how they feel about you
1. PH
2. Dad & Mum
3. LS
4. LR
5. TSY
6. TDH
7. CCBT
8. WSW
9. CKW
10. Me me me myself

Who is no. 6 having relationship with:
Jade

Is no.9 male/female:
Male

If no.7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing:
Maybe not, we need different things

When you last chat with no 3.:
A few weeks ago?

What kind of music that no 8 likes:
English hits and sentimentals, Chinese hits and old rock bands,

Does no.1 have any siblings:
2 elder sisters, 2 younger brothers

Will you woo no 3:
Err... No, I'm straight

How bout no 7:
We need different things, read top

Is no 4 single:
Ahemm ahemm... Let's say it's a borderline!

What's the surname of no 5:
Teh

What's the hobby of no 4:
DoTA, Diablo 2, NFS, Piano, JayChow, Photography

Do no 5 and 9 get along:
They don't know each other

Where is no 2 studying at:
Wikipedia

Have you tried developing feelings for no 8:
Ahemm ahemmm.... No way!

Where does no 9 live:
Ampang

What color does no 4 like:
Deep purple?

Are no 5 and 1 best friends:
Good friends

Does no 7 like 2:
Tough question, but the answer is sort of a 'yes'

How did you get to know no 2:
When I first opened my eyes, or even before opening them, I can feel their touch

Does no 1 have any pets:
Nopez

Is no 7 the sexiest person in the world:
Not to be, maybe to Thiopentone XD

Drug Overdose

Last night, Huah experienced an acute exacerbation of bronchial asthma secondary to a URTI. She went looking for her Ventolin pills, kept in an unmarked bottle. She took one pill... And after half an hour, when the symptoms persisted, she took another pill, since she said it was a 2mg pill.

She was so wrong.

Around an hour later, she started complaining of tremors, which was evident on her hands. What really bothered her was the palpitations, she can't sleep at all. I can easily feel the heaving beat. Her radial pulse was like, bounding? Don't really know how to describe!


Asked her to phone her brother today about the dosage of the Ventolin pills in her house, and yet, her ignorance (again, zzz) of her health got the better of her. Ended up calling her brother myself and confirming that, the white pills in her house was 4mg each......

Really have to get control over her ignorance. Argued with me to keep the air-cond on during her asthma attack. Zzzz... Not to mention another argument about switching on the stand-fan which will kick up a hell lot of dust. ZZZZzzzzz....

Ignorance isn't bliss, dear!

上瘾

This girl told me over dinner today, that I am addicted to her.

Well, the problem is - I think that she's absolutely right.

Anyway, gonna say GG to DoTA, another addiction of mine. I can do it, it's the fourth day already... For us, huah!

p/s : gonna kill da dumb blood sucker lurking in my room

edited : killed -> mashed

Brainy Stuff

Ever wonder what does your brain look like? What functions does it have?

Ngek ngek ngek......

Haematuria?

While I was bathing just a while ago...

I looked down as I pee... As I let the wave of urine out... WTF!?!? What color is this? WTF?!? Haematuria? OH NO!!! Now calm down calm down. The causes of red urine;

1. Gross haematuria (GN/UTI/CA)
2. Beetroot consumption
3. Drugs

Can't think of more... GN is possible, UTI quite impossible cause I have no pain etc etc etc. Beetroot? I'd not taken any beet. Drugs, nono I had not been taking any drugs recently...I am fucking worried about GN and CA...

Hope that this color change is due to my overconsumption of dragon fruits this morning and afternoon... Maybe I just passed out the color pigments... Hope so!

Let's just wait and see how it progresses later...

Rux's Kill

RuRu killed a slug! OMG!

He found the slug beside the basin when he stopped for a drink. He went 'yikes' immediately, and relocated all the cups and cutleries from the war zone. He reached for the termos flask, twisting open the cap, and subsequently spelled the end of the poor slug.

After murdering a poor unarmed slug, RuRu felt pity for it. Maybe we should build a shrine for the war casualties, and not forgetting a memorial statue of Rux2nub. We will then pay visit to Rux2nub's statue each year to infuriate the slug community...



RuRu observed that a white membrane-like substance covered the slugs after he poured hot water over it. Protein (on the mucous) denaturation?

I had the honour to view the dead enemy from close range after RuRu was finished with it. I somehow managed to minimize (but not totally) my goosebumps, partly because the slug wasn't twisting and slithering around anymore. However, I still, 'Yerrr.....'

Connection Woes

No thanks to selfish DLers, the internet connection here is worsening day by day. Loading the MSN homepage is a fuss. Signing into MSN is messy. We're not even talking about the slow loading google search page @.@

I don't understand, why can't people be more considerate, and limit their DLs...

It's going to be a problem of the past for me, as I am securing another internet connection via wireless. The application is still in progress (red carpet etc) but I am scheduled to have my wireless account ready by this friday. God bless (whatever god) I will get a nice signal bar. If things ain't up to expectations, maybe I'll have to bring an extra table for my laptop just to get a better signal...


By the way, this is the joke of the day ;

Sad! Gooddog's white dolphine kena chained for illegal parking XD

And, the upset of the week ;

My friends who watched High School Musical could hardly believe their eyes

Out of modesty, the full frontal one will not be published here.

P/S : One of the best comments from my friends regarding the nudes, "Cieh! So small! She used push-up bras in the movie le... Cieh!" I was like @.@ and 'hehehehe'

Room Blogging

Surfing the net in my room, this luxury I am enjoying here in 6th college. I can even listen to my GrooveSalad here, the connection is just fast enough to sustain tracks of the lowest bandwith with 24kBps quality...

I can even chat with my brothers and sapehexers. Sadly though, my dear huah does not have any free connection over her place in Kelana Jaya...

The lines are ready, and even as I type this mindless entry, there are 8 people tearing each others' necks out. I heard the creep spawning horn of dota juz minutes ago...

Attack of The Slugs

Slugs started appearing this few weeks ago. They are always spotted in the kitchen area, on the walls and floor. A few even made it to the basin area where we kept our washed dishes (Ewww). Thus the war against slugs was announced a few days ago.

Sadly, we only have dad on our side. He's the one man army, our universal soldier, our Rambo. My mum is afraid of worms. Ruru dare not touch them. I have goosebumps just thinking about slugs....

Dad's weapons of choice :

1. Hot water (take no prisoners)
2. Forceps (POW for negotiations purposes)

BTW this is just a sample pic, not a real slug seen in my house

Where did they come from??? Somehow I think there is a slug queen lying hidden around in the garden. Rux even mentioned that the scenario is (quite) exactly like Starship Troopers, except slugs aren't really bugs. Would you like to know more?

P/S : How I wish the circumstances were different, especially if the 'G' is subsituted by a 'T'... HAHA!

Scam?

I think I'm just about to be a victim of a scam. Just yesterday, someone called from a 'newly established' electronic company asking about the usage of Motorola and Nokia handphones in my house. Today, another called from the 'same company' called and woke me up from my dead slumber, and started questioning about the usage of electrical appliances in the house.

Both of them speaked mandarin with a heavy chinese dialect. When I asked for the location of their shop, I didn't even know what building are they talking about. Today's cheeky caller even said that she just arrived from Taiwan and doesn't speak English so she couldn't name the complex in English?? Huh... You have to try harder than that, dear, at least you can attempt to SPELL out the building for me? Don't tell me you don't even know ABCs? Do you want to lose your customers just because you couldn't name the address?

Which stupid company, by the way will let a non-english or non-malay speaker call up the public to determine their usage of electrical and electronic goods? Do they think that everyone in Malaysia understands Mandarin? This is not Taiwan nor China nor HongKong nor Singapore. Shouldn't they at least talk in a local dialect? I have TROUBLE understanding her perfect chinese LOLZ, I very very seldom watches Taiwan shows. I've never heard an operator who insisted talking in Mandarin before... Next time she call though, maybe I'll suggest that her position be replaced by someone more qualified (unless, of course, the company prefers to lose customers than replace the nice mandarin-only lady phone operators)

One last thing, the 'busy office sound' aka background phone ringing, number dialing and hello-s seem to be repeating itself in a loop. @.@ It is way too synchronised...

GGed Harddisk

Took the laptop to a shop just now. Just barely into the first second of the harddisk diagnostic test, the tech guys were shaking their head. 'Your harddisk had been GGed, too many severe BAD sectors' Quite true, a lot of errors popped up as the test progresses...

Sad! Now I have to buy a new harddisk, the 80Gb one just RM30 more expensive than a 40Gb harddisk, so what's stopping me?

Going to collect the laptop at 3pm.

Sad though, I'd lost all my songs, and my pictures taken in UM... I'm too hasty! The decision to format the C: drive was a bad one... I should back it up with the external casing first. Stupid me!

Sick Society

A pair of molested sister in the ward. Sisters? Both were routine victims of their father (who reportedly was treating them 'very well' since young) I went @.@ father on his children....? One of them was even molested later by a stranger in a public toilet, after being lured with some notes. Sigh! Nowadays, even a mere 4 year old understands the importance of cold hard cash!

Another instance, a bus driver, suspected nodding off behind the wheel, killed 20+ people including himself when he drove the bus down a 5m ledge. WTF?!???!? Now what we get is another knee jerk reflex, which will die down after quite a while, until yet another bus crashes. How I wish this knee jerk right now persists as a clonus. Only then lives will not be lost to stupid accidents like this...

Now, to cheer up the mood, I welcome ckwkta88 to unveil our newly crafted nursery rhyme, the 'twinkle twinkle little star' ;

Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are,
Up above the sky sohai,
Like a radiance in the sky,
Twinkle twinkle radiant star,
Now I wonder what you are...

Sooooooooooo.....

There's no need to stress all the 'soooooooo'. I know you'd lost face quarelling with your group members and with the Prof. There's no need for others to see your pathetic attempts to console yourself. Please stop making a fool out of yourself, ok?

Maybe we don't need your help, but if people you're trying to help were pissed off by your actions, don't you want to reconsider what you are trying to achieve? You still think all the people who oppose you are abnormal? Oh I see, you are the almighty saintly person on earth! People (quite a number of them) who have different thoughts are thus 'abnormal' as compared to you, the gold standard for a medical student. Well, I admit I've lost!

Lastly, if you consider winning as scoring A's and losing your friends in the process, well, I surrender!

I surrender!

Plus : being a good leader is to lead, listen, BUT not make decisions for the group based on your own opinions. Understood?

KiasuLand

Klang is KiasuLand! My fellow freshies and juniors! Welcome to Klang, especially to my dear buddy YeeMang and the DoTA gang... Welcome to KiasuLand! A word of caution though, don't let the kiasu-ness get to you, don't let the kiasu people have the upper hand though!

You can beat them! Medicine is not about who knows more, it's more than just books and knowledge. The most important thing, in any field, is still teamwork! So don't let the kiasu spirit break up good teamwork!

The good thing is, DoTArians can unite, but not kiasu lang;

DoTArians will hunt down each others' heroes, but kiasu lang will tear each others' necks out!

@.@

Transformers

Watched Transformers. Midnight show, halfway through the movie I was so tired and couldn't stop wondering, when will the bots really fight??? There were too many 'character developement' scenes which does not really 'develops' and things were starting to get boring seeing witty talk after witty talk for an hour. I wouldn't even classify it as witty talk...

A few words of praise here, the opening scence was cool! The chopper transforming into god-knows-what-name robot and shooting the base up... Heck it's even like Mechwarriors, especially when the bot fired energy blasts at the airfield with all the soldiers running around. Tall tower-like bot massacre!


Now now here's another bot, the name is Scorponok. Heheh I didn't even imagine, in my wildest dreams, that there would be an action scene involving a sand king! Hehehe... One of the marines almost got caustic-finaled also! Sneaky SK @.@

Sad thing the tail dropped off. It nearly caustic-ed the people on the transport plane again, but not as nearly as the first sneaky episode. The first one was really a close call...

KE 671

Korean Airlines, flight number KE671, scheduled arrival tonight at KLIA at 2355hours. Finally!

Can't sleep this afternoon. After half an hour of uneasy sleep, I was awaken to tachycardia and palpitations. Too eager to go to KLIA tonight to fetch my dear, who went to Korea for a trip. She seems to be having diarrhoea since yesterday, don't know whether it'd resolved?

Her trip sounded nice enough. Too bad I was stuck in Bentong for the past 2 weeks, and could not accompany her... Well, Korea may not be my first choice on my places-to-visit list, but Huah, how could you say such hurtful things to me? I will not go even if I had the time? How could you? Don't you know I will do things a sane and right man would, for you? You really broke my spirits that night!

Seems that we had more understanding to do then!


Nevertheless, I will be leaving soon enough, another 30 minutes to go. I shall wait in the terminal, for, like an hour? It's ok... Didn't I mention before my obsession with airports? All right then, maybe the Lissauer's Paeds book will take up my time there in KLIA... Still have much to read about!

See you in 3 hours!

BB Bentong, Hello Klang!

Drove from Bentong to Klang, not complaining about my sore neck, but my passenger who slept half the journey was complaining of tiredness @.@

Goodbye to Bentong, you serve nice food, errr Chinese food I mean, wanton mee, and of course other kinds of it. Sad thing I couldn't stay longer to fullfill the wishes of my ever-demanding-stomach!

The guest house's cafe really killed my appetite at times. For instance, they took 1.5 hours to cook my friends a decent meal of fried rice. Even a packed restaurant wouldn't take that long. My fried rice, after half an hour of waiting, was finally ready. However it was placed on another table, waiting to be served to me by the waiter, who ignored it. As a result, I had to go self service. It took the waiter another 1.5 minutes to get me my spoon. By the time I munch down on the first mouthful of fried rice, it was already cold...

Credit should be given to the chicken chop instead, provided the cook do not over-fry it, which happened on my first try...


Well, in Bentong, I'd learnt a few things;

1. The world is a boring place without DoTA mates
2. The world has a number of selfish people, and unfortunately, some landed in medical school
3. Ghosts do exist
4. Laundry service is heaven sent
5. Loneliness (Dear Huah, I miss you...)

Coming back to reality now, getting ready for the new posting, and the new batch of freshies. Really hoping someone from my former school will land up in UM, no matter which road they took! Better still, let there be some LP people here as well. Maybe 2 from Seremban? So I don't have to fight them over with YinCheng?

Pity them, do they really have to go through that particular lunacy again? Is there no other way? Excuses... Horseshit!

CRP Lurah Bilut, Bentong