Tonight

Tonight, I celebrate my love for you

And the midnight sun, is gonna come shining through

Tonight, there'll be no distance between us

What I want most to do, is to get close to you

Tonight, I celebrate my love for you

Tonight.......

Me,I take her laughters and her tears,

And make them all my souveniers,

For where she goes I've got to be,

The meaning of my life is she.....

Jurong Bird Park & Klang Crow Sanctuary

Features
JBP : Various, colorful flying and non-flying birds
KCS : Black dark crows

JBP : Flying birds confined to cage, busily chirping away
KCS : Resting crows on trees, busily shitting away

JBP : Bird shows
KCS : Annual crow shooting competition


Location
JBP : Jurong, Singapore
KCS : HTAR Klang, Selangor, Malaysia


Operating hours
JBP : 9am~5pm
KCS : 5pm~8pm


Admission
JBP : S$18++
KCS : FREE!


Trivia
JBP : Brochures available in different languages
KCS : No brochures on crows

JBP : Birds fed with top nutritious bird food
KCS : Literally, litter

JBP : Various exotic bird feathers on the path
KCS : Crow shit spoltches on the cars and roads

JBP : You'll be the lucky one to if you can understand the macau
KCS : Count yourself lucky not to be hit by droppings.... EVADE! EVADE!

The Story of the Long Lost Father

Father : OMG I'm back in my house after 20 years! Wonder how's my baby now? Grown up?

Opens the door......

Daughter : Errr, who are you? What are you doing in my house?
Mother : Eh daughter! It's your father who left you when you're a baby!

Father : Yah I'm your father!
Daughter @.@ : Okay................ Welcome home....??

Father : Can I visit your room?
Daughter : Please, no. I'm not used to having, err, people I just knew in my room...

Father : Oh don't worry, I'm not going to comment on your dressing or the room environment! I just want to have a look that's all! Shouldn't me be entitled the power to roam, as your father?

Daughter : Please... I've got my stuff inside and I don't really like to show it to someone else.... It's not about whether you comment or not...

Mother : Oh, he's your daddy! Of course he can! Although you had not met him before, he's still your superior and must be allowed to enter your room! I shall give the consent since my decision overrules yours!

Daughter : ...........................

Carlsberg Poster

A girl in skin tight white holding up a bottle of Carlsberg against jade green background, with the motto below, 'The best things in life are shared'

Now what do we share?

1. The green/jade....?
2. The bottle of 'devil's piss'....?
3. The white creature holding up the bottle...?

I'll take the last one.... Eh can you go for a medical? Just to make sure I don't catch something you, uh, shared with people, hahaha...

Hahahar I SS liao!